What Not to Wear: Kitty Style
When you get right down to it, a cat only has one thing in his or her wardrobe: a collar. Unless, of course, someone really likes dressing them up in sweaters and detective caps or whatever, in which case I don't judge. But back to the collar. For over a year after gaining sole custody of sweet Corelli, I inflicted the poor kitty with perhaps the only fashion faux pas a cat can be subject to. An ID tag in the shape of a bone. If Clinton and Stacey schooled cats in What Not To Wear, surely poor Corelli would have been up for some cash and a trip to New York.I'm sorry, Corelli. I'm sorry for, like, 18 months of bone-jingling prowling and bowl-clanging eating.
While I have since rectified the situation and you are now wearing a lovely circular medallion, here is your previous shame for the world to see.
posted by Melissa. at 8:29 PM
4 Comments:
elliot told me that he thinks the bone is attractive, but the circular medallion goes much better with her eyes.
your cat is tiny.
--60--
my cat is tougher than leather
Emoticons and internet abbreviations aren't enough. I don't know how to express how hard I am laughing at this.
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