O Captain! My Captain!

Neither a Captain nor a mandolin player, this is Corelli. She both loves and fears the camera, while she straight up fears the outdoors. This is a good thing since I can't put a leash on her. Any foreign substances placed on her back (including but not limited to scarves, dish towels and the straps of her harness/leash dealie) cause her to walk backwards in an attempt to back out of whatever "trap" she has fallen prey to. The leash is particularly heartbreaking (and comical) as she just keeps on walking backwards, changing direction when she backs into walls, thinking that eventually she'll manage to back her way out of it. Needless to say, the leash was only put on her once.